This is my best friend sir Esquilax. Little is known about him, all I know this that early in his life he was convicted and sentenced for something, and was serving out a 230 year sentence in jail. After he escaped 53 years later we ran into eachother on the street, and we got into a duking match. After we got done we shared my lunch which consisted of many bugs. Here is some more intresting tidbits about Esquilax.

- Started the L.A. riots by throwing pebbles at a black man.

- Held the "World's laziest human" title for 46 years, but was later taken away when they realized he wasnt human.

- He is not very bright, when he took an I.Q. test all his answers were "Whee?"