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Bee Mush
Bean Water
Digestive Fruit Cobbler
Peanut Butter Sandwich
Ice Cream ala Esquilax

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BEE MUSH
Ingredients
1 honey tree 1 tablespoon of cornstarch
1 teaspoon of chutney 2 cups of molassess
Directions
First you have to get some bees out of the honey tree. The best way is to stand outside the hive and call them names until they get mad. When they try to attack you scoop them into your mouth for storage. When you have about 20 bees in your stomach spread the molassess out on a baking sheet and open your mouth. When the bees fly out they will get stuck in the molassess. When all the bees are stuck take a hammer and bash them into mush. Add chutney and cornstarch for texture. Serve cold with mint jello.
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BEAN WATER
Ingredients
2 cups of beans 1 cup of water
Directions
Place two beans in your mouth and chew until soft. Swallow and repeat until all the beans are gone. Next take the water and pour it down your throat. Bean water. Yee.
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DIGESTIVE FRUIT COBBLER
Ingredients
5 digestive fruits 1 ready-made pie crust
2 eggs 1 dill pickle
Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Yee. Next make sure all the fruits are digestive. Then use you're favorite duking style to pound them into mush. Next wrap the mush in the pie crust and brush with egg white. Place it in the oven and cook until brown. While you're waiting you can play with the pickle and throw it aginst the wall or something.
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PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH
Ingredients
20 circus peanuts 1/4 cup butter
2 slices bread 1 tablespoon molassess
Directions
Get a big bowl and put in all the circus peanuts, butter, and molassess. Next get a spoon and mix it until it turns into a pink paste type of. Now spread that between to slices of bread and you have a peanut butter sandwich.
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ICE CREAM ala ESQUILAX
Ingredients
1 carton of ice cream 1 Esquilax
Directions
Wake up Esquilax and tell him like the president's coming and he wants ice cream. Esquilax will run to the kitchen and bring back a bowl of ice cream. Then you can eat it. Esquilax is so dumb. Yee.
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