An autobiography of Respectable written by Esquilax

Author's note: This is more of a timeline of Respectable's life, so if you expected an autobiography...yee.

Yee, when he was just a young bunny he learned how to use his foot to woft stink out of his own armpit and into other people's faces. With a little more practice, he soon learned how to woft stink from his mouth and crotch.

At the age of 63 he got married to a potato and had 20 children. They lived with a poor black family in the Bronx. Respectable made his living selling bees to Indians on the reservations.

At the age of 84 Respectable assisted Zig Zigler in building a rocket ship that would eventually take him and his potato to pluto. He made it out of floor tiles and shag carpeting held together with bee mush.

At the age of 98 Respectable threw out his potato because it was full of stink.

At the age of 104 Respectable moved to Germany and joined the Nazi party. In the final days of the war, Respectable left Germany with Hitler to America where they both gained their citizenship.

At the age of 124 Respectable was summoned by the draft to fight in Vietnam.
315 TOTAL KILLS.

Recently Respectable has served with the Carter administration, spoke out against women's rights, campaigned Hulk Hogan for President, stole bees from a local bee farm, incited a revolt with UPS, released a truck load of wild badgers in the middle of Washington, hoping to rid us of another Democratic president, and lastly, he went to the movies with Hitler to see "My Best Friends Wedding"

Author's Note Part 2: As you can see, Respectable had a life full of fun and adventure, only time will tell what kind of mischeif he will get into next. I predict we will see another potato show up into the picture, but thats just a prediction. Yee.